It’s rather sad how society is more centralized around violence due to events that occurred over the past decade, not only have those events caused us to become more paranoid; they have also lead us to defend ourselves through sometimes unnecessary bloodshed which is a cause for concern strictly due to the fact that we no longer know what it means to be safe. I’d much rather have a society in which problems were solved with words and not violence since violence only leads to more violence, I know that sounded a bit redundant however I’m trying to make a point here and that point is that it’s much better to sit down and talk your problems out rather than grabbing a gun and killing someone; in that way, there are no negative repercussions and no more lives shall be lost.

However, that idea is strictly a dream that isn’t possible; at least not now, if it were possible to travel backwards in time then maybe society wouldn’t be so fucked up but even then that’s hard to believe, throughout the existence of mankind; it appeared that the only way to solve conflict was through violence and that seems to be the default idea for people in 2010. There is something called non violent conflict resolution; if people were to practice that then maybe so many lives wouldn’t be lost and there wouldn’t be a need for war.

It's Been a While Since Anything Mattered

I know this blog is meant to be for entries of a more lighthearted matter however I've not been in the mood lately to post anything like that, I just have been feeling really down for no reason and it's just like the worst feeling in the world cause I really don't even want to do anything..

Meh.

It's No Surprise to Me I Am My Own Worst Enemy

I'm both blessed and cursed with having perfectist tendancies (oh boy, prepare for the snooze fest. Oy! I'm trying to be somber here and you're totally just ruining everything, take your comments some where else!),I can't help that things aren't specifically done the way I want to and whenever they aren't; I practically lose my mind but I don't enjoy being like this. Ah screw it, y'all don't want to hear about my pathetic life so I'll start over. Hi! I'm hyper and the world needs to know my ideas about everything because I'm right and everyone knows it! Dude if only they could fit that onto a name tag, I'd wear like five so that everyone knew what actually was going on here. Seriously though, you ever realize that not all ideas are actually that crazy, well except for mine.. it's a right looney bin going on in my head 24/7. Wait what was my point? Damn, I forgot.

It's time to play.. Guess That Reference

Okay dudes and dudettes, I've been like ridiculously busy with real life stupidity that I've forgotten to update my blog! (oh you're such a liar! Not you again! I thought you had enough interrupting last time! no I didn't xD) Recently I started playing this game with my sister called Guess that Reference and the whole object is to guess the show, character, song or whatever that the line comes from in the least amount of tries.

For example:

K: "Are you going to do the accent? I'm doing the accent."
A: "French and Saunders! Got it in 1, *randomly dances*"

I'm like master of that game cause I always get it in the first try because I'm just ridiculously awesome!

Truly a Day in the Life of the Dark Poet

Okay I've heard from some of my readers that they want a serious post about my life; well because I'm considerate (chyeah right..) I figure I may as well give the readers what they want (prepare for a snooze fest) and talk a little about what I do in a day. Basically I do whatever I want to though I've got a small schedule that I follow everyday which is like sleep, eat, clean, cook dinner, watch tv, go online and continue that cycle again the next day. Honestly, I lead a rather boring life seeing as really nothing special goes on. (told ya it was a snooze fest! You! What's with all the comments seriously, I'm trying to be serious here and you're turning this into a bloody parody!)

Crazehhhhhhh Stairs

Okay as you all know my titles usually have something to do with my post, but not today! I was like inspired by the song Rockstar 101 by Rihanna f. Slash and I figured I'd do something that was like totally crazy and awesome, which is actually a term I'd like to call crawesome xD That's right, it's the new word for 2010.. google it!

You know what's awesome? Having a mini fridge in your basement, dude those things are ridiculously heavy though like it took me and my sister to carry it from the garage; manuever it through the house and get it down the stairs. But you know what, it made it down the stairs so all y'all who said I would have dropped it can just like kiss my ass..

Cue Drumroll Please!

Ladies and gentlemen (formal start eh, oh shut it!), today is the day you've been waiting for.. it's the results of my poll of favourite colors.. and it appears we have a tie! (You couldn't just pick one now could ya, bloody hell) So because I hate this colour a lot.. I'll blog about the bright PINK!

OKAY LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT (I thought you weren't straight.. oh come on, that comment isn't appropriate for now!) I HATE PINK PERIOD (Wait.. do you hate pink or pink period.. UGH! Enough with the questions!) I HATE PINK! IT'S SO BRIGHT THAT IT BURNS MY EYES EVERYTIME THAT I LOOK AT IT.. (well except for like pink highlights.. those are pretty wicked) SO IN A BRIEF SUMMARY HERE.. I HATE THE COLOUR PINK!!!

Now go away.. I've got to deal with these idiots.. (Who are you calling an idiot? You! What? Yes you! Oh me? GRRRRR!!!)

Reading Through The Lines

Sometimes telling people how you feel is rather difficult, especially if you're someone like me with a massive fear of rejection (not to mention other fears.. but you don't need to know about that..) You're just waiting around with a blank expression while the world passes by and yet no matter what happens, you anticipate the inevitable and when it happens... you fall to pieces, break down into nothing but a pile of dust sitting on the side of the road that cars pass by every single day. It's hard to try to pick yourself up and want to carry on with life.. if you're like me, you end up crying (a lot), having what I personally love to call a pity party where you just sit there and wallow for hours, days or even weeks. You just begin to think that everything was somehow your fault even though clearly, it wasn't..

Love's just screwed up..

Marrying Chocolate

Okay since one of my "crazy" friends who's older than I am (insert comment here) decided that she wanted to marry Aero Bubbles after I already had a claim on them, I thought that a little fight was in order cause dude.. no one takes something I claimed without a serious fight! *breaks out the boxing gloves* It's rather amusing though.. she's what like 23 and I'm 21 and were fighting over who's going to marry chocolate.. good times haha.

Screw The Title. End quote.

Since the last 4 entries have had some sort of ridiculously stupid theme to them, I've decided that this one will be.. drum roll please *grabs a snare drum and starts a awesome drum roll* completely and utterly random, so get ready for the best 15 million seconds of your goddamn lives cause it starts.. *cues a countdown* NOW!

Alright, so I totally like think now that the world needs more cowbell combined with the vuvuzela (that trumpet thingy that's heard all the time at the World Cup); soundtrack of my life right there dude! Oh and just a little *pop* reminder here regarding my poll (okay guys, calm down I need to address this! Oy you shut the hell up! No you! Oh don't make me come over there! That's it! You're done!) You've got like umm 3 days to vote for your favourite colour on the list and winning colour gets to be blogged about. (If you pick pink, so help me god.. I will make it known the entire time in giant glittery letters how much I hate pink!)

You know what I realized is awesome? Aero Bubbles, dude where have those been all my life seriously? They're like this round chocolate balls but inside is the bubbles that you would find in an Aero bar.. fucking eh.. if I could marry chocolate I would like purpose immediately.

Going Down With the Ship

Okay in the keeping with the theme of the titles being associated with exactly what the posts are about, I'll get on with my point.. you may be wondering what this is all about; well if you'll shut up for 5 seconds.. I'll tell you, now this is all about relationships and since I don't want to delve into my personal life, I'll use another RP charrie for this discussion. So you know how I said earlier that Raven was a heartbreaker, well if you look carefully; that's not exactly the case, it seems to be the other way around.. her first boyfriend Asher disappeared and she moved on, then eventually had a little rodeo before that went down in a shipwreck which brings me to the point of 'Going Down with the Ship', Raven didn't give up on trying to win Andi back until she ended up giving up and just letting things happen.

Thought that was going to be inappropriate now, didn't ya?

Sour Milk

Now before I say anything here, I don't want people to say that you should have done the obvious thing so no comments k? K! Now.. earlier I was down in the kitchen, and I was rummaging around the refrigerator looking for something to drink, of course the first thing I grab is a carton of milk; without even thinking, I open the thing and take a big drink of it only to realize that afterwards it was sour. I didn't bother smelling it because I was too lazy to do that and now I'm paying the price by feeling like fucking hell.

Sour milk 1- Dark Poet 0.. I curse you milk! You may have won this round but I'll have my revenge!

All About a Certain Rodeo

Okay.. this entry is dedicated to my word of the week "Rodeo" which was used in an MSN conversation. Alright, this word doesn't mean what you think it does actually, it means..well ummm.. you know what? I'm not going to beat around the bush here and stumble to explain on what it means.. you want to know what the hell rodeo means? It's the act of having intercourse or if you want plain English.. it means sex. Okay? There ya go, you made me say it! Anyways, this whole word of the day thing came about when I was talking about the "past" if you will of my RP charrie Raven Athlon and since she's a heartbreaker, I went on saying that she earned the title by other means and when she hooked up with her best friend Andi, it wasn't her first rodeo!

Welcome to my blog!

Well well, I suppose now that you're here; I've got to entertain you like some kind of babysitter or something *sigh* Okay I can handle this, prepare for the day in review.. random thoughts edition!

In the morning: Dude wtf! It's raining again?!? I thought that it was supposed to be sunny, ah hell.. I officially am annoyed with the weather in the OMA (long story on what that means, I'll save that for another day)

Ah screw it, you don't want to hear about my random thoughts. I know why you're all here, *stares at the calendar* Okay it's not Halloween so this must be Canada Day! The best day in the history of like the country, every July 1st from coast to coast we gather to celebrate the birth of our great country which is great and all, except for the fact that people celebrate by drinking and setting off fireworks (which totally rock btw)

Anyways.. welcome to my blog, you'll be seeing a lot more of this randomness; so strap yourselves in and hold on tight cause dudes and dudettes.. cause this is definitely gonna be one bumpy ride.